The world just ceased to be safe. We have come to such an era that the number of mad people surpasses the number of normal ones ... now what is normal and what is not is questionable! Obviously, if the order of the day is being psychopathic ... does that not become normal?

The subject in discussion is this GRE friend of mine ... he who's name shall not be taken for security reasons ... as usual, my first impression of him was utterly falsified when i began unraveling his true nature. He seemed like one of those successful guys ... who had everything in them ... intelligence ... good looks ... perfect height ... good hairstyle (perhaps i'm discussing my anti-matter). He was the brightest boy in GRE's verbal section ... and he has the record of finishing the Quant problems the fastest. A perfect showcase piece. Yet, God was so unfair to this boy ... he gave him everything ... except a sound brain.

All of a sudden ... he decided to become a blogger! For no apparent reason. No themes ... no styles of writing ... no patterns ... he comes up with this horrible poem ... so horrible that his friends refuse to talk to him anymore ... he writes terrible articles (he even beats me in this fierce competition) ... his jokes are depressing ... the entire layout of his web page looks like the website of a touring circus ... he thinks he was an Albino assassin in his last life ... looks like he's just continued that way even now.

Now out of the blue ... he began targetting me ... and targetting Pittsburgh ... and the Steelers too. What did this poor city do to him? And what did the Steelers do? I bet you he can't even point to Pittsburgh on a world map. I knew engineering students were depressing people ... but he's lost it completely.

I urge all the citizens of the world to strongly protest against this arrogant behavior. Any Steeler fan reading this ... i can give you his phone number and contact details. The only way to avenge this insult is by reporting his wesbite to the appropriate authorities ... and then to keep visiting my blog so that i can generate revenue out of it which i can use to pay my sanitary bills. And girls ... beware ... don't fall for his looks ... he seems to have bipolar disorder ... final stage! If you want to know what i mean ... visit his blog at http://missedcallfromiim.blogspot.com/ ... and dude, don't think this is marketing for you ... you can put another timer on your blog counting your final days :-)